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Il Duce
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...I suppose I was thinking of the terror effect, similar to the large guns of WWII Germany - "We just want you to know that we are here, out of your range, and we can hit you indiscriminately - because we really don't care exactly what we hit, we intend to kill you all anyway."
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Il Duce wrote:...I suppose I was thinking of the terror effect, similar to the large guns of WWII Germany - "We just want you to know that we are here, out of your range, and we can hit you indiscriminately - because we really don't care exactly what we hit, we intend to kill you all anyway."
Germany? WWII? Sounds like a page out of the Palestinian orders for their recent brush up with Isreal. While that type of attack keeps CNN busy, and has some political affect -- the actual military affect is minimal.

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We here at New Global Technologies:Setting the World on Fire- Litterally ,are pleased to be back with yet another "you cant pass up on" offer !

As always our research teams bring to us, and us to you, technology dwarfing your riduclous little research centers.

Today, we are pleased to place before you yet another of our astounding technologies for your inspection , and of course purchase.

So without too much further ado, we peresent to you here today , The Mighty Speedy Gonzales Mortar Unit !

Watch as this mighty little unit mauls every enemy it attacks in record times !

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Whats that, your too astounded to speak ? Worry not , we will speak for you !

We know that if you could speak, you would offers trillions of dollars for this speed firing little goliath !

But worry not , this little dream killing machine can be yours for the low ,low price of only $10 million dollars,4,000 of your civilians (for us to use as slave labor),ALL your Red Hiared Green Eyed Serving Wenchs and 4 goats.

Now i know your dieing to ask and would if you coudl speak, "But we cant believe how cheap this incredible unit is.Whats the catch ?"

Well, we here at New Global Technologies:Setting the World on Fire- Litterally , are only to happy to add a catch so that you dont feel your taking advantage of us over this fine offer.
Soooo, in addition to the very minor price ,we here at New Global Technologies:Setting the World on Fire- Litterally also ask that you buy all your ammo from us .

Operators are standing by, litterally as we dont allow those slave any seats,to take your orders now.

Quanities are limited.Free nano-tech t-shirt with every purchase.


Disclaimer: Nano-tech t-shirts are far to small to fit anyone.In fact they are so small you wont even be able to find it after its delivered.

This was a bug, that was fixed.As usual if i find something in the game very funny ,it shows up here sonner or later.So here it is, later :P
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Post by Lightbringer »

I'll take 300!!!

Lord almighty, you wouldn't need infantry, or really anything else but a horde of those and a mountain of ammo. :P
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Post by ainsworth74 »

Put me down for 400, just to be on the safe side incase light gets any ideas!!

Oh, and what is the delivery time on these things? And what was the number to call again? :-)
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We here at New Global Technologies:Setting the World on Fire- Litterally ,are once again here to make you the offer of a life-time,literally. Becuase even if you DONT make this purchase, you can be sure your foes will.
AND that will be the end of your lifetime :P

So without too much further ado, we present to you the latest marvel of technology to dwarf that created by your puny research centers.

Behold the wonderous, marvelous , stupendous Precision Munition Deflection System.

Are you tired of your wannabe neighbors kiling off your slaves with their little bombs and missiles ?
Are your research center created anti-air units just not up to par ?

Well, we have the answer for you right here !
Watch and marvel !

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Thats right, your eyes have just beheld the answer to your woes.With this new tech marvel, you can safely deflect incoming munitions to a predetermined (by you) area away from anything you might deem important.
And heck, if you have some plans for urban renewel, just redirect those pesky enemy munitions to the spot !
Make your enemies attacks work for you !

Now we know you'd pay almost anything for this incredible technology.
And you can be sure, we will charge almost everything.

So dont delay, place those orders now,before your foes do.
Than sit back and laugh as they waste their puny munitions trying to hit whatever you decide to protect with this marvel system.
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Can you say OIL SALE !

And you thought oil prices were high in your world :P
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Post by bergsjaeger »

:lol: Sheez, that would take most of a guy's life fortuate just to buy a gallon of gas. I think I heard a lot of buggies and wagons going up and down the interstate and Nascar shifting over to draft horses to race with.

What will happen if gas keeps going up and no alter fuel source becomes available. Course they got bio-diesel and ethanol now.
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Post by tkobo »

These are more unusual than funny,as most of the funny about them has to do with the context they occured in.

First is proof regions break Full Alliance

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Than here are some emails ive never seen before that really have some great potential if tied to other circumstances.

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Post by Lightbringer »

Wow...

I've seen the Alliance break message, but only after a Nuke strike. What did you do to incur those?

As for Germany warning Italy about a military buildup, that is pretty funny. How long were you at war to draw that "War-weary" message?

You are correct that those sorts of interactions ought to be more prevalent in 2020. At least events and reactions similar to those. It would add to the realism. Unless I am mistaken, those are very rare and hard to encounter in 2010.

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This was a huge nuke strike, like 100+ silo launched nukes.

You can/could get a region to break an alliance thru non-nuke means,but im not sure what the catalyst is/was.
Ive seen it happen in the past with some of my large missile wars ,i assumed at the time it was due to civilian casualties of 100's of millions.Buts its a guess

The last two message were also results of the nuke strike.Which is kinda odd as they both would fit much better if tied to other circumstances.

I mean my own people got war weary after one day of war ?Course it was NUCLEAR war, but still.
It would be sooo much cooler if this message was tied to years and years of continuous war.

AND

The military buildup consists of a whole 54 build cap on the world war 3 map, and zero-- thats right zero units deployed.AND Only like 60 in reserve at that.
So again, the message seems very of out place as to what its apparently tied to.
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Post by RosenMcStern »

I got messages 1, 2 & 3 playing the Europe scenario in the campaign. I refused the unification vote result (I had lost) and went for a military conquest. The UK and Germany were my allies. Once I had conquered all of EU except my allies, Germany warned me that I was building up too much. They were in fact right about that, since they were next on my agenda, so the AI was less dumb than usual in this case :wink:

In the meanwhile the UK had broken the alliance and turned against me directly, without a warning. A good move since they were next, right after the Germans.

Strangely enough, I was playing Italy, and it was Germany that warned me against excessive military buildup (i.e. the whole map but them and the UK). One can suspect this is scheduled to happen only between these two nations. For historical reasons perhaps?

I never got message #4. But I do not use nukes, so...
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Interesting, I'll have to try and see if i can get that military buildup message from any region other than germany, and as any region other than italy.
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Post by tkobo »

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This is NOT a picture of a good economy.The gdp/c shown canNOT be maintained by the economic situation as it currently stands.

BUT it is kinda funny to see Italy's gdp/c climb so high and still climbing higher :lol:
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