A Disgrace!

The Khan · Post by **The Khan** » Dec 06 2007

In Denmark, Tuna fish salad packages are 2 $ in Netto supermarket, but made of 95% Mayonnaise and a fishy taste instead of real manly tuna fish!

A lump of fishy salty fatty mayonnaise! YECK!

SO I buy a slightly cheaper can of tuna fish AND a pack pf salad, pour some boiling water to do away some of the mayonnnaise, THEN add a can of tuna to make a real manly Tuna fish salad.

Now mayonnaise is no longer a skin rapist (rapes skin by oiling it to ad infinitum) but a nice, sweet flavor, and the salad is so good that the tuna fish slaughtered for it can rest in peace.

Is this Awesome? y\n

Feltan · Post by **Feltan** » Dec 06 2007

I've never thought of a tuna fish sandwich as being manly. Pastrami or corned beef on the other hand .....

Regards,
Feltan

tkobo · Post by **tkobo** » Dec 06 2007

Prime Rib or Steak !(medium rare)

With portabello mushrooms (fried til crisp), onions (caramelized) and a good strong cheese on a fresh made Kaiser roll !

ainsworth74 · Post by **ainsworth74** » Dec 06 2007

Damit you two lay off with the food!

Your making me rather peckish!

I must admit I've never thought of tuna as being manly, now steak or deep fried mars bars! Theres good manly food...

The Khan · Post by **The Khan** » Dec 06 2007

There is also a farmer's steak at the fridge, I'll pan fry it tomorrow with a load of tabasco sauce and my last whiskey.

That will be ubermanly.

Also, Tuna fish IS manly. Vikings ate them, causing them to pillage Ireland.

Only irishmen have the right to hate tuna.

[rant\]

Lightbringer · Post by **Lightbringer** » Dec 06 2007

I like my tuna fish salad with 1/2 mustard 1/2 mayo and some garlic and chopped jalapenos. Yes in Texas we eat Jalapenos on just about everything. I'd still rather have a grilled peanut butter and cheese sandwich though. Or maybe a whole package of bacon by itself (cooked of course).

Khan does have a point, the mayo is just supposed to be there enough to hold the tuna together.

tkobo · Post by **tkobo** » Dec 06 2007

The vikings were just trying to get some beef !(even that fatty european version)

They were really actually nice guys, until they would get fed up having to eat tuna and go on a rampge for some good damn food

The Khan · Post by **The Khan** » Dec 06 2007

Lightbringer wrote: Khan does have a point, the mayo is just supposed to be there enough to hold the tuna together.

I always wondered why the danes had some real fatty girls.

Dude, their sausage is maximum 30% protein, minimum 65% fat

on average, fat is 82%!!!!

Just lard filled in a catgut bag! BLECH!