Why does the US hold its elections in november ?

[tkobo]

Because its the traditional time for americans to pick out their turkeys

[tkobo]

If an illegal alien is "just" an "undocumented immigrant" ,doesn't that make a drug dealer "just" an "unlicensed pharmacist".......

[Hullu Hevonen]

Huh? What is the point with this topic?

[tkobo]

A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.


"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"


The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"


Embarrassed, the rep mumbled, "Um...no."


"--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"


The stricken rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"


The humiliated rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."


On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "--and if I don't give them a penny, why should I give any to you?!?"

[tkobo]

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a police officer came in for a haircut and, when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The officer was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

A Congressman came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I can not accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

[mageworld]

is the election time important?