Just in case you need a little extra chuckle today
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Just in case you need a little extra chuckle today
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Re: Just in case you need a little extra chuckle today
Yeah ... i wonder too ... where is "SonofMoose" with his legendary replies
NO MORE NOISY FISH [unless they are green & furiously]
I HAVE STILL A FISH IN MY EAR
I HAVE STILL A FISH IN MY EAR
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Re: Just in case you need a little extra chuckle today
IRAQI HOCKEY PLAYER
The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US .Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.
Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock Gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in.
The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the ice he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey.
"Hello mom, guess what?" He says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 10 minutes today, we were down 4-0, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed. Your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."
The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry? You're Sorry?" says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place!"
The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US .Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.
Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock Gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in.
The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the ice he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey.
"Hello mom, guess what?" He says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 10 minutes today, we were down 4-0, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed. Your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."
The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry? You're Sorry?" says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place!"
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Re: Just in case you need a little extra chuckle today
I read about detroit in Simcity 2 long ago. Had to raise taxes and raise police funding.
I cant play SR2020 well but I still love 2010. Chris will hate me for exploiting his game to death.
Date of Order: 2007-11-15 20:03
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Supreme Ruler 2010 (1 x 19.99 USD)
3 years baby
Date of Order: 2007-11-15 20:03
Product information:
Supreme Ruler 2010 (1 x 19.99 USD)
3 years baby