Since my last one failed mainly due to me losing the Save file (Don't ask me how. Kind of embarassing) I'm going to try again. I'll try to take pictures if I remember. Anyway here we go...........
Capital (NOOB HERE)
All difficulties very easy
No Crit UN
Everything else Default
January 1st, 2020: President Tyler, the first independant President, has been elected. He gets to work soon
Secretary of Labor: Mr. President? I believe if we do not do something soon the US economy will collapse. We need to either expand or rebuild.
President: Weâ€™ll do both. First of all build 30 petroleum wells and metal ore mines. If we need to loan bonds fineâ€¦..we will easily pay them off later. As for expansion Iâ€™m sure our northern neighbors will be fine and be willing to join the United States. Now get me a martini.
Secretary: I don't think you should be drinking
President: I think better when I drink.
Secretary: Alright sir
(Later that day)
Secretary of State: Mr. President, I believe to survive in this world were going to have to make some alliances.
President: Oh? And with whom do you suppose?
Secretary: The UK, Japan, Australia, surprisingly Russia, the Saudiâ€™s would not be bad.
President: Everything except the Saudiâ€™s should be easy to convince. Give a â€œincentiveâ€ to Russia to be safe.
Secretary: What about the Saudiâ€™s sir?
President: Send a diplomat there. Do what it takes to get an alliance.
Secretary: Is that all?
President: Thats all *yawn* time to take a nap.
January 15th, 2020:
Secretary: Mr. President wake up. Its been 15 days you need to wake up
President: *yawn* it's been that long?
Secretary: Yes! We tried to wake you up but to no avail
President: Whatever. Any news you have?
Secretary: Mr. President, all our proposed countries have allied with us.
President: Good. How about Canada? Have they agreed to join us?
Secretary: No they have not sir.
President: Very well, they shall join soon enough. Letâ€™s build us up shall we?
(September 15th, 2020 comes)
Secretary of Labor: Mr. President, I must report that our oil dependency, ore dependency, and coal dependency has almost been eliminated! We also have almost 700 billion in the treasury. Well done
President: Yes thank you. Please Bring in the Secretary of Defense
Secretary of Defense: Yes sir?
President: Do you think it would be wise to do aâ€¦â€¦blitzkrieg against Canada. Bomb Ottawa till their empty and then land some green berets in? Nice, Swift, Minimal Casualties.
Secretary: Iâ€™m sure it can be done.
President: Do it then. We need more land and more resources. Prepare the army for assault by the end of 2020.
Secretary: Anything else?
President: Yes tell my secretary to hire a chiropractor. My back is killing me.
Secretary: Alright then?
(October 1st, 2020)
President: Congress has officially declared war on Canada.
(October 7th, 2020)
President: Today my fellow Americans I have one message, the Canadian Government has surrendered. With their surrender we have inherited 8 million km squared. Now.....lets PARTY!
*Americans everywhere cheer over their swift victory. Only 6 days*
Secretary of Defense: I believe our next concern is Mexico Mr. President. They may attack us to get revenge.
President: Very well thenâ€¦..if they do we will do what we did to Canada.