"Alright gentlemen, the time for war is nearing. Our neighbors to the east will be our first targets. Our military may be small but it is highly advanced. We will crush them and from there, we shall take over the world!"
President Ricky Martin stood at the war table in his usual pair of stretch leather pants and little boy's shirt. His commanders stood around the map scratching their heads.
"Sir I'd hate to point this out but there is a big penis on that map", came the voice of his top military adviser.
"what do you mean?", responded a confused Ricky. "Well sir there is a giant ballsack in southern Guatemala and a penis surrounding the capital." "That is not a penis, it is a battleplan you buffoon. I am not gay!", Ricky shouted defensively. "I never said you - I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS!" Ricky screamed before the general could finish.
"Anyways, the plan is this. We will cut off the northern cities of Guatemala with our new FRES infantry compliments of the UK. After the line is secured, our tanks and artillery will bombard their northern cities into submission. Thankfully for them, I will provide the survivors with a thank you gift of my latest CD. Once we have secured the north, we will sweep down and secure southern Guatemala against any foreign aid. We will then head west and cut off their only naval base and then we shall have them."
"But sir you drew a line all the way back to the start thus making it look like a penis..."
".....I....well I thought it would be a good strategy for everyone to head back to the line and check in..that's all." Anyways, we will begin operation "Stick it in them" within the year. Our final artillery and AA vehicles will be done within 180 days and then we shall strike."
"Sir I think you mean Operation Stick it to Them....actually never mind.
As you guys can see, I have quite a challenge ahead of me. I have less than 7k manpower for this war and Guatemala has over 45k. I am hoping that my advanced units will save me. Otherwise I am boned thuroughly.
My attack force will include
5-7 FRES Infantry (high defence and attack but high soldier demand)
2 Mobil AA units
2 Heavy Supply Trucks
2 Metal Storm Tanks
I believe it can be done. The past 4 years have been a constant buildup of techs and manpower and if I can take Guatemala, I will have all the manpower I need to invade Cuba and El Salvador.
There it is. My next AAR