Tkobobar sitting in his roman bath like hot tub,calling out for his aide.
Tkobobar:Attend me at once you son of a she camel !
I want to see the minster of defense immediately !
AIDE: yes, oh Gift from God.I shall see that his unworthy hide is before you immediately !
Immediately later (does that even make sense ?)
MinisterD: I was on my way to inform you all the Jihadi Scout units are in place.
Tkobobar: It is very good for you that they are, i was beginning to question your competency more than usual, and we ARE experiencing a shortage of infidels for our "games".
Now set the rest of the plan in motion.Make sure the diplomacy minister tells the world about the cowardly and dastardly attack on our innocent scouts by the criminal gang that crossed into Afghanistan from China.
Make sure he stresses that our armed forces are ONLY entering into China to pursue and punish these godless criminals as we are sure the Chinese in their desire for justice would want us too.
MinsterD:All shall be done as you order of Master of Wisdom .
soon after:
Location: Iranian Presidential Palace .
Tkobobar sitting at his solid gold banquet dinning table.
MinisterD:All has gone as you foresaw of Great One.Our forces advanced into China and were attacked by chinese garrison forces and some meager units from the chinese airforce.
The chinese are claiming to the press, that no such attack occured on our scouts and that we are simply trying to find a cowardly way to declare war on them ,like so many of the worlds evil nations have done recently.
Tkobobar:Inform the minister of diplomacy that due to china's insults and apparent unwillingness to seek out and punish those who attacked our poor young innocent scouts,that we feel left with no choice but to declare war against them.
And you minister of defense,order the tanks and other military units to go forward with the invasion.And have the engineer units build a military complex,including airfield and barracks, at the site of the chinese garrison battle,to help support our units.
MinisterD:As you command oh most valuable of men.
A short time later:
The Minister of defense re-enters.
MinisterD:A possibly unforseen,by us of course,not you,event has occured oh Master of Mankind.
Turkey has declared war on us, possibly in support of China.
MinisterD:We have immediately sent our concerns to them and asked that they reconsider this action,as to save their population much pain and death.
We have also dispatched a smal blocking force to our border with them, to prevent them from being even more overly bold.
MinisterD:Said blocking force encountered a pitful turkish light infantry unit, engaged and sent it packing with no losses to our forces.
MinisterD:Very soon after, the Turkish Government accepted our VERY charitable offer of peace.
MinisterD:Although the fools are keeping a very meager tank force facing off against part of our own large and invincible tank force.
Since the deployment of our force to that border is in no way a burden, we are maintining it there as a "reminder" to that foolish Turkish Government.
Tkobobar:You and your fellow ministers have done acceptably.Take an hour off and visit the local infidel re-education center for some small measure of earned entertianment.
MinisterD:OH YES, oh most kind,benevolent and charitable master.
He leaves tkobobar to enjoy his still going on banquet.
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