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hilarious moments

#1 Post by killerflood » Mar 24 2008

share your idiotic moments of you or the AI on this game or any other kind of moment that might make me(or other people) burst out laughing.

ie. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Economically people **** on me

"How come I have this mental image of tkobo's tanks running over these fleeing soldiers, saying 'what was that? oh, just a speed bump'... :)"

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#2 Post by tkobo » Mar 24 2008

So, here i am fighting in africa- a kill ratio of 500+ to 1 in my favor.

Bombers,Naval fleets,and large land forces having their way with whatever sticks its head up.

Got one naval fleet going north along the west edge of africa towards the straights of gilbralter.
Somehow the majority of my anti-sub ships get left behind and i fail to notice.

Into the straights I enter.Out of nowhere appears 1 african sub and 2 Euro subs.

In seconds my fleet is in serious trouble.Supplies dissappearing,no sub hunters closeby.
It gets ugly.

Orders go out to those ffgs to get their butt back with the fleet.

Torpedoes ripping me up all the time they speed my way.

They arrive and a one sided battle evens outs.

Nine ships lost on my side.Two subs lost of the enemies- ----

One left lurking about.

Supplies almost gone on all ships.

Apparently the pier on the african coast on the west side of the straights doesnt supply the water on the east side of the straights.

So here i am.Fleet all torn up. Almost deviod of supply. AND one more of those nasty little subs lurking nearby
My own personal favorite, from like 2 years ago.
This post approved by Tkobo:Official Rabble Rouser of the United Yahoos
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#3 Post by killerflood » Mar 25 2008

lol
Economically people **** on me

"How come I have this mental image of tkobo's tanks running over these fleeing soldiers, saying 'what was that? oh, just a speed bump'... :)"

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