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the most crappiest AAR the world has ever seen (soon to come

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eta: as soon has my computer moniter is fixed and i have enough attention span to do it

scenario- WWIII
country- TBA

evrything else you just have to wait for :lol: :lol: :P

oh and one more thing- the reason this will be the crappiest, stupidest AAR ever, you guessed it cheats!!!

if you you start to insult me about going to use cheats suck it before you spray it. this is meant to be intertaining not informitave (well it will be but more of entertaining). hopefully this wont be a peice of crap but ill try to put it in a story line

P.S. how do you make movies of this game? and if you print screen do you find the screen shot in the folder?
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cool a fun AAR

TBA ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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When you use print screen it creates a screenshot in windows clipboard.

This is where cut and paste info is stored.

It will stay there til you overwrite it with another printscreen, a cut or copy command.

From there you just have to open a graphics program,paint comes with windows is easy to use and fits the bill, than create new picture ,than paste from the clipboard into the blank white new picture space.


Movies......

This is VERY complicated.

Best bet is to download the trial version of fraps and use that.Thats the easy part.
And you can stop there as this will make small movies.

BUT be warned, when i say small i mean small.Without compression the video file is very large ,too large for many hosts.So you have to keep the time frame the movie shows small.
The larger the time frame captured, the larger the file.Even a 10 second clip without compression can be too large for hosts.

AND compression and formating is VERY complicated.Ive been doing it for about a year now, and i find it very annoying .


TBA = To Be Announced.
means info will be forth coming.
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hmm im thinking about playing as germany (cus im part german :-) )

for my monitor i figured out that i had downloaded a game (Geo Warfare this is stupid and not fun) at least i think this program did it but the error log said something bout the weather channel thing. anyway it deleted a file of some type in my comp (dont know how it did this ??? :cry: ) at least its fixible :-?

meanwhile ill be using my laptop

crud i was hoping for an easy not complicated way to do movies ahwell guess ill have to stick to pictures and i dont want to take the risk of downloading something dangerous and i heard fraps wasnt good anyway.
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yay computer is back online!!! :D :D commencing countdown to data file 11/15/07/747 in 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1......MARK!!

>ignition...computer backfireing<......>computer accessing file...<

username:Killerflood aka Floodhost
password: *************

acception completed-welcome Killerflood data file accessed!!#@$#@^@^@@#%@&^%@#@&&%@^@&^%@^%@#@&@
*sirens*
WARNING WARNING
FILE CLASSIEFIED WARNING WARNING EYES ONLY SECURITY TYPE ALPHA-DELTA-GAMMA


>...override commencing...<

file accessing now....
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What pc do you have my one says nothing and just rebot each time i open suprem ruler(for 4 times it is anoying) and says nothing
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Post by killerflood »

you dont get it do you :P :lol:

my last post was just entertaining it wasnt real
i just wanted to give some fun while i play :-)

though i havnt started the game i hopefully will start it

:lol: :lol: anyway i have a normal computer just like you :P :lol: :lol: :-)
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*file info*
>scenario-WWIII...country-Germany...difficulty-very hard...no fow<

the world...was on fire...as countries fell...as people died...nobody saw the light...but someone did, someone of great importance....few countries united...many fell victim to empires weilding a bloodied blade...but he came to bring peace...

the pope was the only one to see the catastrophe...and ressurection...of this world...he said he saw a kingdom lift out of the ashes...he didnt say if he knew if it brought the dove of peace...or the sword of death....but he did say, he saw the world united under one flag...the flag of destiny...

>date- Febuary, 20, 2014....location-Manching, Germany<

he sat around his meeting place....he said he saw a world...a better world...he said he used to be american...that he came here because of his ancestors.....but to us, we saw him as a brother...he said the government was corrupted...that the president was about to claim presidential rights for himself...forever......he was right.

>date-May, 16, 2014....location...Berlin, Germany...time-4:30 pm<
this news just in we are sad to report to you that president Hans Gilerd has just announced he is the president for life. the congress was the one to pass the final vote.

>time-5:42 pm<
riots have just formed outside of the german "palace". They are protesting the vote of the law that the president has the right to be president forever and that he has all the power and that he forced the congress to vote itself out of exsistence.

>time-5:50 pm<
national guards still loyal to the president have formed a line between the crowd and the palace....wait one moment there seems to be a fellow...OH MY GOSH he just shot at a gaurd.....th-they're firing back....RUN RUNNN...*screams*...*shots fired*...*thud*....*static*..........

end of part 1 of intro
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Just reserch ADIS vaccin and get instaed 120% puplic suporte and now more riots only pards saying how great you are :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


i got it i new you where joking i was just conplaning how my PC is paking up now i lost my 1st DVD drive and i will only get my new one in a month or 2
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>date-May, 18, 2014....location-Manching,Germany...time-12:00am<
We all stared, we couldnt believe he had told us this and it turned out to be true. He was crying, one of his friends had been in that mob. HE was the one who had shot at the guard. He took it on himself the guilt...he had taught him to rebel against oppresion. All the good it did him....

He said he didnt expect people to get killed, he did expect the mob but the killing...the murdering...it was to much for him. He told us we had to fight back. that it would just get worse. we believed him and said we would fight. the few people there, we all took up arms we all were prepared for the worse. we were prepared to spread the word. we weren't prepared for a traitor....

>date-May, 19, 2014...location-Munchen,Germany...time-4:24am<
he had sent some of us to Augsburg and some to Munchen. i was part of the munchen team. my squad was made up of James Kelard, Bob Carter, Mark Jensen, and me, George Gern. we split up seeking our friends and people who would listen to our cause. James Kelard went to the northern part, Bob went to the downtown section. Mark....was supposed to go to the residential sector, but instead went to the police, of course we didnt know he went but it soon became apparent.

while i went to the industrial sector to seek out my parents and friends who were forced to work in the factories. the police somehow caught word of our opposition to our "master" and sent a force to apprehend James but for some reason didnt get word of bob, me, and....mark.

i got to my families factory which made electronics and told them what me and my riends were prepared to do for freedom. they understood and joined our cause with about 25 other people the rest promised not to tell. they all cried though they all cried.

i got to our rendevous and saw bob with about 12 other people but i didnt see mark or james. i asked where they were and he told me...he told me james had been shot in the head...the executer, mark. he said mark had tears in his eyes but i doughted it because he had always been nervous and cowardly. they both caught up with him.

luckily the 37 people we gathered got out and joined with the succesful augsburg party. they had gotten 56 people. they had been treated worse than the citizens in munchen. heh...they had also gotten a few guns and ammo from some "willing" soldiers who had gave them their guns and two jeeps.

>date- december, 16, 2014...location-X:394 Y:107...time:11:47pm<
it was time....
we had done gurilla tactics until now. we had just heard of the union of Germany and Denmark. the danish forces were comeing down upon us, we had to act fast. most of the country was on our side but most were to afraid to show their support. so we had to improvise. we were just of of sight of the largest military factory in germany. we had tanks from russia who were secretly suppling us. we had guns we had fuel we had it all except replacements. with this show of force we would win a major blow to the corrupt government. Hans had gotten harsher and harsher and had showed it by murdering people who he thought were against him and with us. with this show of force we would win support of the people and the world abroad.

we started the fight at 12:00. he was here here with us. he was leading the charge and giving orders. we all admired him. his name was unknown to many people including me but he always thought of me as a son. he called himself killerflood ( :D :P ). many people thought he called himself that because he was a killer and he was like the flood. heh but they were wrong he said it was about a game called Halo hmmm i thought i had heard of that but sice it was and american game i knew why i didnt know of it.

>date-12/17/14....time 12:50<
we were few but we had won....we had won. the fight was pretty onesided until some of the enmey turned into friends. heh i still think we would have lost if not for them. with the added men and the quarter of the facility that had come with it we turned the tide. Hans had sent some reinforcements but they had stalled when the storm hit. it was fierce... it was scary. but then the sun shined like never before. it was beautiful. but it wasn't beautiful for long. they came. we dedended. we defended till we died. we defended because we knew we could win. our ferocity was unmatched to anybody. we faught with our guns, tanks, and bodies if we had to.....*sigh* many brave people died. Killerflood was injured but survived. we had won again. and it would be that way through out this war.

>part 2 of 3 ended would you like to continue?<
"......no......."

>shut down<

UNTIL NEXT TIME
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So far it is a good story. :) I was sort of waiting until it got around to where they took over the country.
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"...its time..."

>system restart<

>date-August,9,2015...location-Magdeburg,Germany...time-9:04am<
its been been eight months since the decisive battle at the factory we've been pushing east ever since may. we got to lubeck and now magdeburg. we'll be starting the opperation in two hours at 11:00. im looking at everybody, everybody under my control...they are either two young or two old to particpate in this battle. all the more sutible people are with his army up in lubeck. *sigh* but we're going to make i know we will.

>time-11:00am<
we're moving moving like we've never moved before. we have the will to fight and the will to win. we all know we're going to win, it inevitable.
>time-11:20am<
we're 5 miles east of the river and taking on little resistance and barely any caualties. our main objective is to take the Holzdorf barracks. his is to take Laage airfield. then we will move in to take Berlin.
>time-12:31pm<
"move to the left move to the left!!"*gunfire*....*BOOM*. we've gotten to holzdorf but they're heavily dug in. *alpha squad move to take the building at 10:00"*more gunfire*. we are making progress but...taking havy caualties. i dont know if we will have any people left to take berlin.
>time-1:00pm<
"WE HAVE WON WE"VE WON THE BARRACKS!!" *cheers..yells...shouts*
*sigh* we did but with only 20,350 and 20 tanks left, it wont be enough. we'll just have to wait for a miracle.
>time-6:00pm<
we have made it to the outskirts of Berlin but we're dug down into the houses fighting that dreaded house to house and building to building fighting. i dont know if i will ever make this out alive.
>time-7:35pm<
its getting dark....and we are taking major casualties...i wonder what happened to killerflood's brigade?
>time-8:00pm<
we're doomed...wait....whats that...sounds like...jets?
"Lt. George...you hear me...*static*...hear the je-...thats u-....we're coming for you hold ou-.."
Killerflood? could it be...?
"LISTEN UP KILLERFLOOD IS COMING GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR AND FIGHT, FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!!!!"
>date-8/9/15...time-1:35am<
heh...we did it...he pulled out and won the battle. the battle pratically was won when he arrived. the loyalists were about as tired as we were. they seemed to have taken more casualties than us. most of them surrendered right after the jets started to fire upon them. i cant imagine how scared they were ( :lol: friendly fire). about 10 minutes after the jets came, the infantry that was supposed to get here only one hour after we started attack arrived. the loyalists were just to tired and afraid to fight on, so practically everysingle loyalist still fighting surrendered and joined our forces against the "president" (more like king). most said they were forced to stay in the army being the president was afraid they might turn on him. which when we turned the tide alot were thinking just that.
thank goodness *whew*.

>date-10/25/15...location-Berlin...time-12:00noon<
he was coronated right there right on the steps of what used to be the german chancellary building. he allowed a vote for if he was to stay as president for life or if they wanted to vote on a new president. He new what would happen. they voted to keep him until his death then they would vote. everything was peaceful the next few months. the economy was suffering a major reform to help repair what hans did to it. the military started to train the people who wanted to stay so that we could be protected no matter what.

.....they all were oblivious of the outer world, until after May 2016....

if anybody is still reading this you'll have to wait till tomarrow until the real fun begins :D
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this is where the fun begins :wink: :-)

>date-March,20,2016...location-the nearest TV channel 1-26...time-3:40pm<
hey kiddies :P we are sorry to interrupt your stupid show for something very important. the reason we are doing this is to allow our president to tell your parents something very important. *static* *click*

"citizens of germany for months we have worked to rebuild our country to its former glory and we are about to succed. sadly we have very little income so we are having to raise taxes a little bit to fufill our reconstruction. also we are having to raise prices of CG, electricity, and oil. that is all that we are raising of prices. but for repayment we are raising the social payment for your benifit. that is all. if you have any complaints go to your nearest post office and right me a letter. (this is your chance to join in and help my aar, come on and right something stupid and i will try to respond. it has to be in letter form :P )that is all."

>date-3/21/16...time-5:30pm<
"with the newly found income we are able to build oil wells and uranium mines thank you for your cooperation and sry we are having to raise domestic prices for evrything :-( "

>date-3/23/16<
we have received news that we have gotten our treasury up to about 25bil and our tech level is 107 in the goat scale (goat scale is a TM of battle goat industries which is our research orginization).
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Post by SoB »

dear miss :lol: killerflood

i deamand you lower the domistic price for PC games how must i buy suprem ruler 2030 when it cost 500 euro's
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miss ??? .....im a man!!!!!
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