The year is 2020, the day July 15th
"We come before you tonight to give you a brief report on the state of the nation"
"We feel this break in combat operations is a good time to catch you up on the nations health.We'll start off with some reports on the economic side"
"As you can see by the report above,domestic production and sales are doing great.And this is with us currently running at full production on oil, which we are supplying to our allies and soon to be ally"
"We could cut production costs by near 3 billion by just scaling oil production back to demand numbers.Which we will be doing soon"
"This report above, shows that we are currently running slightly in the red.BUT as we mentioned above, we can cut circa 3 billion in expenses at anytime we wish AND we are currently pumping 5.6 billion a day into research"
"Which we could also scale back or even remove if we wanted"
"In this report you can see our major income sources.As is clearly visiable, the consumers of domestic goods are the number one income source for our nation"
"We hope that we have helped you get a reasonably clear picture of the nations economic health"
"And so now we move on to an equally important facet of the nation, our military statis"
"The report shown here,gives you a glimpse of our current military power".
"The ground forces currently consist of National gaurd and special force units.Almost all of them are currently on home ground and acting to maintain peace and help build the nation"
"The air force consists primarily of B-52H heavy bombers, F-14 fighters, and SR-71 recon.These units are also almost all on home soil and most are in reserve at the moment"
"The naval force consists almost entirely of DDX-21s at this time.These units are also in reserve at this time"
"We are using this break in combat, to rest, restore, and reform our nations forces.Which is why so much of them are currently assigned to the reserves."
"During the last war we had roughly 49 units of M1A2 main battle tanks.The equipment of these units have been sold off, so that we may replace them with more effecient equipments and form new units"
"We see no way forward other than to invade europe.When we make this dangerous move,w e wish our forces to be at the peak of strength and capability that we can make them.And so we are retiring and selling off old equipment and researching and building new cutting edge equipment with which to refrom the units"
'We know we could have been more effective and efficient in the wars we've recently ended.We know we will have to be in the upcoming wars, becuase the foes we will face then, we be of a higher calibre"
"While we have not yet lost a single unit,the loss of soldiers was much higher than we wanted"
"The report shown here above, shows our current losses.We will strive to do better, we need to do better, we will do better"
"That said, compared to the losses suffered by our allies and foes as shown in the above estimated reports, we could have done much worse"
"On the diplomatic front, we hope to soon have some good news for the nation on our relations with Poland"
"We hope we have given you a better grasp on the state of our nation .We hope we have helped to inform you of the perils faced, those yet to come, and the steps we are taking to deal with then all"
"And so we say "good night" and hope weve provided you with some intelligent topics for your dinner conversations"