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The year is 2016.The day June 25th

"Good evening agian"

"Sporatic fighting has continued in the area of Ciudad Victoria.Fast moving infrantry fighting vehicles have continued to test our lines there"

"This has resulted in almost no American casulaties and an estimated additional 2000 for the Mexican forces""Each Mexican probe was met by American heavy armor in the form of M1A2s,resulting in the mauling of and withdrawl of the mexican units"

"There has still been no sign of any major Mexican offensive"

"Diplomatic efforts to convince the government of Mexico to call of their aggression have so far failed, but are none the less ongoing"

" A further advance into Mexican territory is being considered in an effort to force the Mexican Government to the tables"

"On the domestic front, the war has had no major negative effects on the nations restructuring.In fact social service spending and research spending continue to be increased,creating a btter life for the citizens of our nation"
"In addition construction continues with more and more facilties coming online every day,further increasing our economy and self-reliance"

"Good night and remember to find and add your support to any projects that provide comfort to our man and women in the armed forces,who even as we speak face danger to scure our freedom and way of life"

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day August 1.

"Good evening"

"In order to show how our recent decision on how to handle the war with Mexico was made, we are showing you, the people of this nation, the Mexican replies to our diplomatic overtures"







"We see here that even when offered major incentives to embrace peace,even as they are losing the war they started, they refuse to come to the table"
"Now some critics of this administration have said" "we did not offer enough incentive".
"These critics seem to believe we shoud reward nations who act against us with presents and gifts.
We disagree with this stance strongly"


In addition the domino effect of wars we predicted has occurred:
-JULY 10- Brazil declares war ON U.S.
-JULY 16- Libya
-JULY 21- Iran- yes we were "shocked"
-July 23- Russia
-July 31- Japan


"And so , as of today ,August 1 2016, the armed forces have been issued the order to subdue in total the Nation of Mexico.We dont make this decision lightly, but feel with the mounting hostility in the world abroad, that we need to end act decisively against the most serious of these threats now, so that are not allowed to combine and overwhelm us by sheer numbers"

"During the past Month having witnessed the dominoes, we have started a rather robust series of aid packages to Britain.Since until the troubles of teh recent years ,Britain has always been a steadfast ally, we have decided to try and revive that alliance"

"Current standings at ethe time of the start of our diplomatic initiative were very low"


"But we have a strong belief that we can turn this around based on our long history together"

"Good night and rest well"

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day August 10th.

"Good evening"
" I am here before you today to show you in some detail the incredible accomplishments our armed forces have achieved towars ending the war with Mexico"

"This first mock-up shows the opening orders for the advance deeper into Mexico"



"All units had successfully completed their objectives in this part of the advance by August 3rd"
"Small skirmishes in the areas of Ciudad Victoria,Matehuale and Torreon resulted in major losses to the mexican forces, with minimal casualties to US forces"
"It is estimated that at this time, Mexico has lost 11 units and over 8,000 men.US losses so far are no units and circa 500 men"

"After the first leg of the advance was finished,the order went out for units to continue to advance ""The second leg ordered is shown in the next mock-up"



"This leg was rather long and some minor fuel supply issue slowed it up momentarily, but all units completed their assigned objectives by August 8th"

"Small skirmishes in the areas of Culiacan,Mazatlan and Torreon ended with the same results as in the past" The mexican forces suffered major nose bleeds and worse"
"In addition ,the area around Cuidad Victoria had the first full scale battle of the war with Mexican forces including circa 9 units of infrantry fighting vehicles engaging US forces at roughly the same time"

"Losses for the US were the heaviest yet, but resulting in no units lost.The fighting did however bring the US manpower lost number to circa 1300"

"Mexican Losses climbed yet again, resulting in a total of 15 units lost and circa 12,000 men lost"



"In august , the dominoes of war contiuned their fall "
-August 7 -Pakistan declared war on the US

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day August 22.

"Good evening"

"It is with great pride that i tell you tonight that our armed forces are poised for a strike that will capture the Mexican Capitol"
"We sincerely hope that this event will finally force the Mexican Government to the peace table,but we have our doubts"

"Our troops current position was the result of yet another long advance"
"The mock-ups presented here show most of it"



"Small battles were fought in the areas of Tampico,Tepic,Aguascalientes.Results were as usual,with mexican forces taking a mauling at the hand of our armed forces""This advance was completed on august 13th"

"The final advance that put us into our current position started on august 14th.Mock-up shown below"



"Small battle occured near the area of Tomation,Guadalajara,and Leon.Once again all mexican forces were defeated handily"

"In addition a small naval encounter occurred by the city of Cuidad Madero,in which a mexican destroyer and frigate engaged our ground forces before being driven off by land based artillary"

"These same 2 ships than re-engaged our ground forces at the city of Poza Rica resulting in their being sunk"

"Another naval encounter at the city of Santiago, which also resulted in the sinking of the Mexican destroyer"

"And another near the town of Playa Azul,which also resulted in the loss of the Mexican ship"

Lastly another airstrip was captured by the city of Guadalajara and f-14s were moved in soon after,to operate out of it"

"This final leg of this advance was completed on August 21rst"

"Troops now sit dug in, ready to advance on and take the Mexican Capitol"
"Inteligence claims the Mexican Government has not yet fled the capitol"

"Final positions shown in this mock-up"


"We intend to hold here give one last diplomatic effort a chance"


"On the diplomatic side, the world contiunued its slide into world war as:
-On august 14- Astro-Hungary alos declared war on the US.


" A diplomatic positive note, large strides are being made in renewing the Alliance between Britian and America"
"We expect with a month or two to have achieved a strudy and lasting alliance with Britain once again"

"Once again, good night and rest well"

(( there was something else that happened, but i dont remember what it was and didnt make a note of it :( ))

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Chuckle TM

Probably the resignation of your " Red Haired Green Eyed Wrench"



I Love this AAR

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NO MORE NOISY FISH [unless they are green & furiously]
I HAVE STILL A FISH IN MY EAR

The year is 2016.The day sept 30

"On sept 23, the order was given for American Forces to advance on the mexican Capitol"
"Recon had shown a small concentration of Mexican forces protecting their capitol,but it would be hopelessly outnumbered by the American Forces commited to the battle"

"The flow of battle looked something like the following mock-ups"



"The plan was to partially encircle the capitol,leaving an escape route for Mexican units that chose to flee"

"Medium ressistance was encountered in the are of Alcapulco,Chilpancingo,Cuernavaca, Toluco,and Poza Rica.This resistance consisted of 11 or so units of armored fighting vehicles and garrison units,as well as 3 Knox Frigates"
"F-14s were scrambled and made short work of the frigates,while American ground forces soundly defeated their mexican counterparts"
"A small airstrip outside of Alcapulco was captured intact and used as the new staging ground for the f-14s"
"This fighting brought the Mexcian losses up to 34 units and over circa 23,000 men"
"American losses stayed at zero units lost, but rose sharply in men lost to circa 5,000"



"As this second mock-up shows,for the first time in the war Mexican tanks were spotted preparing to advance.A large column of circa 250 Mexican tanks emerged from the local militarybase andtook up positions"

"The stage was now set for the taking of the Mexican Capitol""Recon had spotted a few garrison units,anti-tank guns units, armored fighting vehicle units and of course the 5 tank units"




http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/ ... 1169416660


Click here to watch capitol-falls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuBIWSPqIDk

"The taking of the mexican capitol was completed on sept 30th.Troops are now stationed in and around the capitol while we await word of the Mexican government"

"On the diplomatic front, progress continues to be made in our diplomatic effort with Britain"

"Also"

"The worlds slide into choas continued this past month:
-August 22 -Ukraine declared war on the US

"Lastly on a side note, we firmly disavow the rumors you have heard that a ICBM was luanched by the US at the reported location of a internet user in Holland who uses the nick "BigStone" due the disrespect shown by him while making an attempt to humorously mangle the fair name of those most respected civil servants ,The Red Haired Green Eyed Serving Wenchs."
"We cannot however disavow that such an action was strongly considered, by us your govenrment"
"We ask people NOT to riot in the streets or burn the flags of the fair Kingdom of The Netherlands "



"Good night, and rest well"

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Chuckle TM

Your doing very well although it seemed a waste to have as many me as you had invading Baja California.

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Go Home and Die

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NO MORE NOISY FISH [unless they are green & furiously]
I HAVE STILL A FISH IN MY EAR

The year is 2016.The day Oct 12


"Good afternoon"
"The mock-up below shows the current US Troop positions.We still have not heard from the Mexican government and troops have held there in hopes we would."
"Intel believes a large group of helicopters that fled the Mexican capital just before it fell contained the Mexican Government.Intel further believes siad mexican government has been fled to Santo Domingo, a small island town located in what was once the Dominican Republic."

"A large amount of the Mexican treasury , as well as stock piled resources was captured during the fall of their capital, this money and resources have been routed to the war effort"




"While troops were dug in, waiting for communication from the mexican government some small scurmishes took place.A Mexican Destroyer attacked the National gaurd unit maintianing peace in the city Mazatlan.F-14s were scrambled and sank the ship."
"In addition a small unit of Mexican Infrantry fighting vehicles
attacked US forces in the area of the city of Orizaba.This unit was engaged and destroyed by the Amercian forces present".
"Lastly a small garrison unit was encountered in the port by the city Vera Cruz,it was also destroyed "

"Oct7,the small miliatry base by the mexican ex capital was re-opened under American control and all units needing rest and/or repair were ordered there."



"On a diplomatic front, the rush to war continued with the following Nations declaring war on the US:
Oct1 -Saudi Arabia
Oct3- France

"None of these are shooting wars yet, and we beleive they wont become such unless we bring the fight to them"

"Our efforts to form an alliance with Great Britain continue to bear fruit.We more than ever now believe we will be successful and establish a full allianace with Great Britain in the near future"

"In closing today, i would like to put out a special thanks to all the men and women in the National Gaurds, acting to maintain relative peace in the occupied regions"
"The resistance groups we expected to pop-up have not yet done so, but we still fully expoect them too"
" We have full faith in our units to maintain a relative peace in said occupied areas.BUT we do understand it is a war, and such peace will be far from stable"

"Good night"

(((Khorne- im using more units than required just about everywhere.Taking notes, screenshots and movies diverts my attention more than a tad , so im allowing my natural instinct to use as much force as i can gather full reign )))

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day Nov 5

"Good Afternoon"
"As we still have not had any meaningful reply from the Mexican Government the order has gone out for US troops to advance and take all of Mexico"
"This advance like all the other will be made in stages, that we will try to keep you fully informed of ,after they occur of course"
"Once again we will strive to do so using mock-ups "




"This leg of the advance met with only minor ressistance.The primary areas of that were in the cities of Pochutia and Oaxaca ."
"In Pochutia a mexican garrison tried and failed to hold out.Resulting in that garrisons destruction. And a Mexican frigate tried to give support to that garrison.The frigate was destroyed by f-14s scambled out of the ex-mexican capitals airstrip."
"In Oaxaca 2 units of infrantry fighting vehicles tried to retake the town and were destroyed by the US forces in the area"

"This first leg was completed on OCt 15, and the new leg started"



"On this leg, we encountered no ressistance at all, but we did run into some fuel issue due to the "tanks first" nature of the advance "
"All unit had finished their advance on oct 18"

"Due to fuel issues, all unit dug in and held this ground til Oct 20, at which time all units had received the required fuel for the next leg"

"During this time a single Mexican Engineer unit advanced on the city of Coatzacoalcos.It retreated soon after making contact with and being serverely mauled by American armor."

"This leg launched on oct 20th"



"All movement and objectives of this leg were completed on the 22nd of Oct."
"The only ressistance was from a single garrison hold up in the city of Tapatula.The garrison was destroyed while trying to retreat after a brief engagement"

"Forces again needed to dig in and hold for refueling, which was completed on Oct 25th, allowing the next leg to commence"

"This leg of the advance would be a tad more complicated as the peninsula to the north would have to be secured while the advance continued south"
"It was decided that our forces would split, with a small section going north and the majority going south to engage the miliatry bases close by"



"This would be done by sending most of the National Gaurd and Infrantry fighting vehicles to the north, as they are best suited for long drives and urban combat,with the tanks and the remainder of the infrantry going south to engage the bases"
" No ressisatnce was encountered"

"Movement of this stage was completed oct28,Mexican military base in sight with mexican tanks seen entrenched at it"

"Tanks dug in in reach of the Mexican Military base, while National guard units continued drive to the north"



"National Guard and Infrantry fighting vehicle units encountered slight ressistance on the road between Campeche and Merida which consisted of 1 unit of Mexican Engineers. This unit was forced to retreat soon after engagain and fled south along the roads trying to reach the Mexican bases.In doing so, it ran straight into the teeth of one of the American Tank sections guarding the access south to those bases and was destroyed"
"Soon after, American Guard units finished their leg, closing off the access totally, and isolating the northern penisula completely from any land route reinforcements"

"The only ressiatnce encountered was one garrison held up in the town of Belize.It was quickly destroyed by national gaurd units."

"Two Mexican Engineer units tried to force their way up the orad to the northern Penisula, but they were easily destroyed by American armor units guarding against just such passage"

"With the northern penisula fully occupied ,national gaurd and Infrantry units rejoined the tank units watching the bases."
"This was completed by Nov 5th"

"Current American casualties are estimated at zero units lost and circa 12k men lost."
"While current Mexican casualties are estimated at 66 units lost and circa 35k men"

"On the world diplomatic stage, regions continued to slide into war:
Oct16 South america
Oct18 Egypt
Oct18 Turkey
Oct 26 India
Oct 27 Germany
Oct 30 Italy
Nov 1 Islamic states- yup another big suprise
Nov 1 Indomalaysia
Nov 3 Spain
Nov 3 South Africa
"The above all declared war on the US."

"While Russia and India also declared war on China.This is a "live" war in which casualties are mounting quickly for all sides.Combined casualties are estimated at circa 40k men lost (circa 55 units)already, though little land has changed hands"

"Japan is expected to join this war any day"

"Our diploamtic overtures toward Great Britain continue to improve standings.
"Current estimated views"

"Clearly a large improvement, and we have no reason not to expect thsi to continue ending in a full alliance"

"On the US economic side the nation is fully self-sufficeint and flourishing, as these reports show"
"With developement and imporvement projects completely finished"
"We will soon be deciding where to apply the funds freed up "





"Good night and rest well, assured that your government has things fully in hand"

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day Nov 19th

"Good afternoon"

"On Nov 6th, American forces completed their move to encircle the Mexcian base and the cities around it,except for the small route left open thru which mexican forces would be allowed to flee"




"The following full motion mock-up shows how the battle progressed"

http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/ ... =base1.flv


"The base and surrounding cities were secured Nov 11th. Ressistance was medium to heavy ,with an estimated 17 Mexican units engaged and 13 destroyed"
"Forces than spent the next few days reforming and digging in"
"The nearby airstrip was taken intact and F-14s were moved in to operate out of it"
"The miliatry base, the scene of the heavist fighting was damaged and completed reppairs on Nov 16 .It will be used to reppair units as needed"

"All units held position til Nov 19th


"On the world diplomatic front , the following nations declared war on the US"
Nov 5 -African republic
Nov 7 -Australia
Nov 10 - Baltic Union
Nov 12 -Israel


"Good night America, this concludes our briefing"

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day Nov 25th

"Good afternoon, welcome to our briefing"

"On Nov 19th, the advance on the second Mexican base began.The push would be a simple brute force overrun.The mock-up below shows its opening stage and the full motion mock-ups show the complete operation"





"As the full motion mock-up shows, combat was med to heavy.With an extimated 15 enemy units engaged and destroyed"


"This operation was completed on Nov 21.At which time the units dug in to reppair and re-organize"

"Engineer units who til this time had been busy with the recently completed public works projects,were now ordered south to provide security and facilitate rebuilding the area recently occupied"

"Once again an airstrip was captured and so the f-14s were able to move foward."

"Losses for the mexican forces are now estimated at circa 96 units , and circa 42k men"
"American losses are currently at zero units lost, and circa 16k men"

"American units had completed reforming, resupplying and staging at the new front line on Nov 24th"

"This concludes this afternoons briefing"

"Following this briefing we will have an open questions and answers session, at which biased or moronic reporters will be shot"
"So , if your a reporter with a personal agenda or just ask incredibly stupid questions, please attend"

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day Dec 3rd

"Good afternnoon, welcome to todays briefing"

"On Nov 28 US forces surged forward again, to continue their push into Mexico .Recon had spotted some unsupported Mexican garrisons along the advances line, which would be overwhelmed and removed"
"These garrisons had dug in in the cities of Managua,Masaya, and Rivas.In addition a garrison was encountered in La Ceiba."
"All enemy garrisons were engaged and destroyed"




"This push was over on Dec 2,with all its units reformed on the new front line and fully supplied"

"On the world diplomatic front, declarations of war continued to ring out:

Nov 29- Poland declares war on US.

"While diplomatic relations with Britain continued to see improvement"

"This concludes todays briefing"

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2016.The day Dec 10th

"Good Evening, welcome to tonights briefing.We have special news to announce at the end of this briefing, so stay tuned"


"On dec 2nd, US forces continued their push south.Mexican resisstance was light to med, with about 9 units encountered.Most of the units encountered consisted of a large group of engineer units that rushed out of a base to the south and raced northward right into our advance. These engineer units broke off soon after contact and ran for home, after being severely mauled by American Armor"

"This advnace was finished on dec 7th"

"In addition, a Mexican Frigate attacked our occupational forces at the city of Salina Cruz.F-14s were scrambled from the nearby base and made fast work of the frigate ,sinking it"




"On the world diplomatic front , Greece declared war on the US on Dec 5th"


"On the home front, the first production of State of the Art B-52Hs rolled off the lines on Dec 5th.Cruise Missiles for their use were already in storage and more continue to be produced very day"
"Expect to see them in action soon"

"Lastly american ex-patriot and criminal Mr Gates was found and arrested today by national guard units securing a local hotel.He was captured along with 2 as yet unnamed ex-tobacco CEOs, who had been hiding in a large hole dug in the ground out by the pool of the hotel"
"Soon after arriving at the hotel, the national guardsmen were told by hotel workers who had not fled, that the criminals were hiding in a large pit by the main pool"
"It seems that even on the run and hiding in a freshly dug hole in the ground, the crinimals could not bear to be parted with servants and fine food.And so were even when in the hole, ordering such"
"The hotel workers who were claimed to have said "Please shoot them for us" were all to happy to show the American soldiers were the hole was and who was in it"

"This ends our briefing for tonight, but stay tuned for a special on Corporate criminals and "where are they now".

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Chuckle TM

The year is 2017, the day Jan 6th.


"Good afternoon, welcome to todays briefing"
"Skirmishes continued along the new front for many days.Each one resulted in the Mexican units involved being destroyed or mauled and retreating"




"On dec 21rst american forces renewed their push"



"Ressistance was light to medium, and included a garrison unit in the town of David,an engineer unit on the road north of David, a M2a3 IFV in the forrested hills north of David ,and a group of engineer,tank and IFV units south of the town of Penonome"
"The garrison was destroyed as it tried to retreat from the town and the other Mexican units were mauled and driven off"
"American man power losses were higher than expected,mostly due to the M2A3 in the heavily forrested hills, and the battles south of Penonome"
"In the area south of Penonome, Mexican units kept surging out of the military base to the north,this kept the combat of this push going for a much larger time than any push so far in the war"

"It was decided that the choke point of this penisula, would prove painful if the Mexican base north of Penonome was allowed to contribute to this battle.Recon showed upwards of 30 units arrayed around the base protecting it.The narrow approach would limit how many units we could bring to bear"
"So we activated the B-52Hs, and gave them their first objective"


"As the above full motion mock-up shows, they did their job just perfectly"

"As of Jan 4rth, fighting had finally quieted down, with US forces entrenched in the two cities just south of the bridge"




"On the world diplomatic front, war continued to spread as Indomalaysia joined in the war with China on Dec 28th"

"It has been a dangerous and bloody Christmas and New Years for American troops, but now they would be able to have a few days rest and celebration"

"We'd like to end todays briefing by mentioning how well received your well wishes would be by our men and women in the armed forces,so if you havent yet, take this time now to convey them"

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Chuckle TM